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The Map of the human brain

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

Sigmund Freud.

Unguided imagery

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

X-ray Psychology.

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

"Yes, sir, Dave. Out here, under the big sky, I always get back in touch with who I am."

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

'I see you in five years from now, you're still coming to see me. Do you want me to book the appointments in advance?'

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

'Life is like a trough, Mr. Fisk. How much slop you get out of it depends on how much slop you put into it.'

"I should warn you that many of John's thoughts are subliminal."

"Have you tried just giving your head a shake?"

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

'I beleive I have a new approach to psychotherapy, but, like everything else, the FDA tells me it first has to be tested on mice.'

Id/Ego/Superego.

'Enlightenment-shmenlightenment - what I'm worried about is tenure!'

'What do lawyers really want, Mr. Montague?'

'Sometimes I think if it wasn't for Lucy here, I'd go mad.'

A Padlock and a Pet Key.

Unsmiley face at the psychiatrist...

"My System 1 tells me she's articulate, capable, shrewd. My System 2 says BIMBO."

Don't Take No For an Answer

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

Reflection (with bubbles)

'There is nothing physically wrong. It needs a psychiatrist.'

"Don't step on the blacks or the nasty bogie man will get you!"

Psychologist is SHOCKED by what his elderly patent is telling him.