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The Map of the human brain

"And do you, Deborah Tannen, think they know what they're talking about?"

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

Sigmund Freud.

X-ray Psychology.

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

Unguided imagery

The Chicken Who Crossed the Road, in therapy. My motives are always being questioned!

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

"Yes, sir, Dave. Out here, under the big sky, I always get back in touch with who I am."

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

'I see you in five years from now, you're still coming to see me. Do you want me to book the appointments in advance?'

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

I applied for a job with NASA but they turned me down. I think it was because I told them I wanted to be an astronaut because in space, you can't cry because there's no gravity and tears can't flow.

'Life is like a trough, Mr. Fisk. How much slop you get out of it depends on how much slop you put into it.'

"I should warn you that many of John's thoughts are subliminal."

"Have you tried just giving your head a shake?"

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

'I beleive I have a new approach to psychotherapy, but, like everything else, the FDA tells me it first has to be tested on mice.'

Id/Ego/Superego.

'Enlightenment-shmenlightenment - what I'm worried about is tenure!'

'Sometimes I think if it wasn't for Lucy here, I'd go mad.'

'What do lawyers really want, Mr. Montague?'

A Padlock and a Pet Key.

"Don't step on the blacks or the nasty bogie man will get you!"

"My System 1 tells me she's articulate, capable, shrewd. My System 2 says BIMBO."

"If find people express themslves more freely in traffic jams."

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

Psychologist is SHOCKED by what his elderly patent is telling him.

Unsmiley face at the psychiatrist...

Reflection (with bubbles)