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"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

The Map of the human brain

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

Sigmund Freud.

X-ray Psychology.

Unguided imagery

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

"I'm learning to live with existence."

'I see you in five years from now, you're still coming to see me. Do you want me to book the appointments in advance?'

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

". . . but he's almost four and he hasn't been labelled yet!"

"I should warn you that many of John's thoughts are subliminal."

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

"Have you tried just giving your head a shake?"

'I beleive I have a new approach to psychotherapy, but, like everything else, the FDA tells me it first has to be tested on mice.'

'Enlightenment-shmenlightenment - what I'm worried about is tenure!'

'What do lawyers really want, Mr. Montague?'

A Padlock and a Pet Key.

'There is nothing physically wrong. It needs a psychiatrist.'

"...but this is the stuff of dreams Mr Whitley! Dreams."

Psychologist is SHOCKED by what his elderly patent is telling him.

"Don't step on the blacks or the nasty bogie man will get you!"

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

"You'll never be a full participant in your mental health care if you keep saying wacky things."

"My System 1 tells me she's articulate, capable, shrewd. My System 2 says BIMBO."

'It's okay, they're with me.'

Lost and Profound.

''Normal' seems too much to shoot for ... but maybe I can keep you out of the nuthouse.'

'You get into arguments even when you talk to yourself ?'