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'I beleive I have a new approach to psychotherapy, but, like everything else, the FDA tells me it first has to be tested on mice.'

Good shrink, bad shrink.

A Padlock and a Pet Key.

'I think we've finally cured your hallucinations.'

"Now, when I say the magic words 'I saw this interesting TED talk about...' You will fall into a deep sleep and remember nothing of our conversation."

"We have pills for some of that."

"Before we discuss why you think you are a dog would you mind fetching my slippers?"

'I see what you're saying, Doctor. My illness is imaginary, and so are you.'

Jim waved goodbye to his inner child.

'I treat those who've had out-of-body-experiences -- not out-of-money-experiences!'

Studying Fire Behavior

That's interesting - what exactly do you mean by 'thump'?

The voices in Gavin's head migrate to his elbow.

'Doc, I think I've made some great progress. We can stop treatment as I'm no longer delusional!' 'You don't say... well, don't you think you should check with me, your imaginary doctor, first?'

'I don't believe in my belief system.'

You have approximately 67 different personalities, but I'm afraid that all of them are extremely boring.

'I see you in five years from now, you're still coming to see me. Do you want me to book the appointments in advance?'

Bloody smack head...what do I sound like? I'm turning into a Nazi...

"And how long have you been suffering from these woodpecker delusions?"

"I think that deep down, he always wanted to get caught."

"Hi. My name is Jonathan, and I'll be your analyst today."

"Welcome to group therapy."

Medical Office Directory. That makes sense, the psychiatrist works upstairs!

I've realized something: It's likely that there's only one way for mankind to reach the stars in our lifetimes. Do tell. Scientists believe we'll be able to upload our minds in just 30 years. That means NASA could upload everyone's mind to a robot, and launch it into space. We wouldn't need life support. We wouldn't be affected by radiation or anything. We could even sleep for the 100 years or so it took to get to the nearest star. Then that robot could build more robots and download our minds t

"Relax. Just be yourselves."

"O.K., you told me so. May I continue."

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

The Map of the human brain

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

Sigmund Freud.

Unguided imagery

X-ray Psychology.

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

"Have you tried just giving your head a shake?"