Mind Explorers Mugs

'I beleive I have a new approach to psychotherapy, but, like everything else, the FDA tells me it first has to be tested on mice.'

Good shrink, bad shrink.

A Padlock and a Pet Key.

'I think we've finally cured your hallucinations.'

"Now, when I say the magic words 'I saw this interesting TED talk about...' You will fall into a deep sleep and remember nothing of our conversation."

"We have pills for some of that."

"Before we discuss why you think you are a dog would you mind fetching my slippers?"

'I see what you're saying, Doctor. My illness is imaginary, and so are you.'

Jim waved goodbye to his inner child.

'I treat those who've had out-of-body-experiences -- not out-of-money-experiences!'

Studying Fire Behavior

That's interesting - what exactly do you mean by 'thump'?

The voices in Gavin's head migrate to his elbow.

'Doc, I think I've made some great progress. We can stop treatment as I'm no longer delusional!' 'You don't say... well, don't you think you should check with me, your imaginary doctor, first?'

'I don't believe in my belief system.'

You have approximately 67 different personalities, but I'm afraid that all of them are extremely boring.

'I see you in five years from now, you're still coming to see me. Do you want me to book the appointments in advance?'

Bloody smack head...what do I sound like? I'm turning into a Nazi...

"And how long have you been suffering from these woodpecker delusions?"

"I think that deep down, he always wanted to get caught."

"Hi. My name is Jonathan, and I'll be your analyst today."

"Welcome to group therapy."

"Relax. Just be yourselves."

"O.K., you told me so. May I continue."

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

The Map of the human brain

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

Sigmund Freud.

Unguided imagery

X-ray Psychology.

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

"I should warn you that many of John's thoughts are subliminal."

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

"Have you tried just giving your head a shake?"