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"In and of itself a maniacal grin means little."

'Maybe it is psychosomatic.'

"He gets easily abstracted."

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

'I see you in five years from now, you're still coming to see me. Do you want me to book the appointments in advance?'

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

'Life is like a trough, Mr. Fisk. How much slop you get out of it depends on how much slop you put into it.'

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

". . . but he's almost four and he hasn't been labelled yet!"

'I beleive I have a new approach to psychotherapy, but, like everything else, the FDA tells me it first has to be tested on mice.'

Id/Ego/Superego.

'Enlightenment-shmenlightenment - what I'm worried about is tenure!'

A Padlock and a Pet Key.

"...but this is the stuff of dreams Mr Whitley! Dreams."

Reflection (with bubbles)

Don't Take No For an Answer

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

"Should we lick it again?" CX930226

"Hell: The Airport"

This is your brain on cartoons

(I'm afraid someone is going to expose me as a phony, a fraud, … A complete charlatan.) (Uh, oh! He's on to me!)

"You're either the olive or the Martini."

Because his educational background had not included training in psychology...

Hippie Edibles Co.

"I've got to go now. I've got patients of my own to see."

"You what? Well, you darn well ought to have a guilt complex"

Good shrink, bad shrink.

"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

Rainy day despondency phobia: 'Poor George can't stand the pitter-patter of rain on his shell.'

"One coping mechanism I suggest to deal with uncertain times is to eat as much as you can, gain a lot of weight, and then go have a nap for six months or so."

A Toxic-Waste-Think-Tank With Toxic-Thoughts.