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"In and of itself a maniacal grin means little."

"And do you, Deborah Tannen, think they know what they're talking about?"

'Maybe it is psychosomatic.'

"He gets easily abstracted."

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

'I see you in five years from now, you're still coming to see me. Do you want me to book the appointments in advance?'

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

". . . but he's almost four and he hasn't been labelled yet!"

'Life is like a trough, Mr. Fisk. How much slop you get out of it depends on how much slop you put into it.'

'I beleive I have a new approach to psychotherapy, but, like everything else, the FDA tells me it first has to be tested on mice.'

Id/Ego/Superego.

'Enlightenment-shmenlightenment - what I'm worried about is tenure!'

A Padlock and a Pet Key.

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

"Should we lick it again?" CX930226

"...but this is the stuff of dreams Mr Whitley! Dreams."

Reflection (with bubbles)

Don't Take No For an Answer

"Hell: The Airport"

This is your brain on cartoons

(I'm afraid someone is going to expose me as a phony, a fraud, … A complete charlatan.) (Uh, oh! He's on to me!)

"I've got to go now. I've got patients of my own to see."

Hippie Edibles Co.

"You're either the olive or the Martini."

'I keep thinking I'm being watched...'

Because his educational background had not included training in psychology...

"You what? Well, you darn well ought to have a guilt complex"

I've realized something: It's likely that there's only one way for mankind to reach the stars in our lifetimes. Do tell. Scientists believe we'll be able to upload our minds in just 30 years. That means NASA could upload everyone's mind to a robot, and launch it into space. We wouldn't need life support. We wouldn't be affected by radiation or anything. We could even sleep for the 100 years or so it took to get to the nearest star. Then that robot could build more robots and download our minds t

Good shrink, bad shrink.

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"

A Toxic-Waste-Think-Tank With Toxic-Thoughts.

"One coping mechanism I suggest to deal with uncertain times is to eat as much as you can, gain a lot of weight, and then go have a nap for six months or so."