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Man, with his protective shell...

"And do you, Deborah Tannen, think they know what they're talking about?"

'Maybe it is psychosomatic.'

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

'I see you in five years from now, you're still coming to see me. Do you want me to book the appointments in advance?'

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

'Life is like a trough, Mr. Fisk. How much slop you get out of it depends on how much slop you put into it.'

". . . but he's almost four and he hasn't been labelled yet!"

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

'I beleive I have a new approach to psychotherapy, but, like everything else, the FDA tells me it first has to be tested on mice.'

Id/Ego/Superego.

A Padlock and a Pet Key.

"...but this is the stuff of dreams Mr Whitley! Dreams."

Reflection (with bubbles)

Don't Take No For an Answer

"Should we lick it again?" CX930226

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

This is your brain on cartoons

'Thoreau, doing research on chapter 7'

(I'm afraid someone is going to expose me as a phony, a fraud, … A complete charlatan.) (Uh, oh! He's on to me!)

'Sorry - I only donate big.'

I've realized something: It's likely that there's only one way for mankind to reach the stars in our lifetimes. Do tell. Scientists believe we'll be able to upload our minds in just 30 years. That means NASA could upload everyone's mind to a robot, and launch it into space. We wouldn't need life support. We wouldn't be affected by radiation or anything. We could even sleep for the 100 years or so it took to get to the nearest star. Then that robot could build more robots and download our minds t

"You what? Well, you darn well ought to have a guilt complex"

"I told you it was a universal truth."

"I've got to go now. I've got patients of my own to see."

'I keep thinking I'm being watched...'

Because his educational background had not included training in psychology...

Good shrink, bad shrink.

"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

"Past-present-future...Faith-hope-charity...Huey-Dewy-Louie."

'The E.S.P. phone: "Hi! I'm on the train."

"Yes, you've mentioned this 'Facebook' in the past—tell me, is 'Facebook' saying anything right now?"