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"And do you, Deborah Tannen, think they know what they're talking about?"

DNA Analysis

"It's too hot in here. Can you turn up the air conditioner?"

"I know being a celebrity might not make me happy but I could be an unhappy celebrity."

"...sometimes I feel as though the whole world is watching me and voting me the weakest link!"

Let's set aside the role of Bringer of Death and explore your desire to dance.

"See what I mean? I told you he was obnoxious!"

Reflection (with bubbles)

Nude beach / Stripped of all pretense beach.

'Hi, my name is Anthony and I've been a ventriloquist for over twenty years...'

'The glass is half full.' - 'The glass is half empty.' - 'That definitely wasn't apple juice...'

I didn't know you played squash, how about a game!

No Mum, I'm not gonna marry him...once she's dead I won't have to deal with this crap. Oh god, what am I thinking?

"You what? Well, you darn well ought to have a guilt complex"

Road sign reads: Gestalt Est, Zen Yoga and San Bernardino.

'You were saying that because you're the levelheaded one in the family, you deserve more respect.'

Because his educational background had not included training in psychology...

'Life is like a trough, Mr. Fisk. How much slop you get out of it depends on how much slop you put into it.'

"Ok, I'm confused. – Which is it? Wear the mask or shed the mask?"

"I've got to go now. I've got patients of my own to see."

Don't Take No For an Answer

'Look, you can only do so much!'

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

'Maybe it is psychosomatic.'

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

Pavlov's Puppy

The Chicken Who Crossed the Road, in therapy. My motives are always being questioned!

"He gets easily abstracted."

Dog phrenology

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

Free-Floating Anxiety