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"It's too hot in here. Can you turn up the air conditioner?"

"I know being a celebrity might not make me happy but I could be an unhappy celebrity."

"...sometimes I feel as though the whole world is watching me and voting me the weakest link!"

"See what I mean? I told you he was obnoxious!"

Reflection (with bubbles)

Nude beach / Stripped of all pretense beach.

'Hi, my name is Anthony and I've been a ventriloquist for over twenty years...'

'The glass is half full.' - 'The glass is half empty.' - 'That definitely wasn't apple juice...'

I didn't know you played squash, how about a game!

No Mum, I'm not gonna marry him...once she's dead I won't have to deal with this crap. Oh god, what am I thinking?

"You what? Well, you darn well ought to have a guilt complex"

Road sign reads: Gestalt Est, Zen Yoga and San Bernardino.

'You were saying that because you're the levelheaded one in the family, you deserve more respect.'

Because his educational background had not included training in psychology...

'Life is like a trough, Mr. Fisk. How much slop you get out of it depends on how much slop you put into it.'

"Ok, I'm confused. – Which is it? Wear the mask or shed the mask?"

"I've got to go now. I've got patients of my own to see."

Don't Take No For an Answer

'Look, you can only do so much!'

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

'Maybe it is psychosomatic.'

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

"He gets easily abstracted."

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

Pavlov's Puppy

Dog phrenology

'...and when the wolves moved house I was adopted by beetles.'

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

". . . but he's almost four and he hasn't been labelled yet!"

Free-Floating Anxiety

Blok drives by New York City.