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'Maybe it is psychosomatic.'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"Home depot."

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

X-ray Psychology.

Czarcasm

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

'You must heal yourself.'

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

Christian and Born again Christian...

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

The Path

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

"Did you have a cat?"

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

'Life is like a trough, Mr. Fisk. How much slop you get out of it depends on how much slop you put into it.'

"All the celebrities come here."

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

"The answer you seek can be found in the syllabus."

Id/Ego/Superego.

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'