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"...but this is the stuff of dreams Mr Whitley! Dreams."

"And do you, Deborah Tannen, think they know what they're talking about?"

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

'Maybe it is psychosomatic.'

'Oh, crap.'

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

"I'm learning to live with existence."

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

'I see you in five years from now, you're still coming to see me. Do you want me to book the appointments in advance?'

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

". . . but he's almost four and he hasn't been labelled yet!"

'Life is like a trough, Mr. Fisk. How much slop you get out of it depends on how much slop you put into it.'

'I beleive I have a new approach to psychotherapy, but, like everything else, the FDA tells me it first has to be tested on mice.'

Id/Ego/Superego.

'Enlightenment-shmenlightenment - what I'm worried about is tenure!'

A Padlock and a Pet Key.

Reflection (with bubbles)

"Should we lick it again?" CX930226

"Please....wait...the...meeting...host...will....let you...in....soon."

Don't Take No For an Answer

"Imagine There's No Heaven. It's Easy If You Try..."

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

This is your brain on cartoons

(I'm afraid someone is going to expose me as a phony, a fraud, … A complete charlatan.) (Uh, oh! He's on to me!)

'Sometimes, I'm like... wow! And then, I'm like... whoa! And then, I'm like... damn!'

Because his educational background had not included training in psychology...

"Do you ever wonder what happens to us when we die?"

"I've got to go now. I've got patients of my own to see."

I've realized something: It's likely that there's only one way for mankind to reach the stars in our lifetimes. Do tell. Scientists believe we'll be able to upload our minds in just 30 years. That means NASA could upload everyone's mind to a robot, and launch it into space. We wouldn't need life support. We wouldn't be affected by radiation or anything. We could even sleep for the 100 years or so it took to get to the nearest star. Then that robot could build more robots and download our minds t

"You what? Well, you darn well ought to have a guilt complex"

'I keep thinking I'm being watched...'

Pastor to couple: 'It is more blessed to forgive than to receive.'