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This is your brain on cartoons

Id/Ego/Superego.

(I'm afraid someone is going to expose me as a phony, a fraud, … A complete charlatan.) (Uh, oh! He's on to me!)

'Your genes got you into this, but frankly I don't know if they can get you out of it.'

'Business is booming...come in.'

''I'm missing the football game' is very incisive. Can you go on with that thought.'

'I keep thinking I'm being watched...'

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

The Map of the human brain

"And do you, Deborah Tannen, think they know what they're talking about?"

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

'Maybe it is psychosomatic.'

Sigmund Freud.

Unguided imagery

X-ray Psychology.

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

"He gets easily abstracted."

'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'

"What do you mean you can't stand to be touched?"

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

'Life is like a trough, Mr. Fisk. How much slop you get out of it depends on how much slop you put into it.'

'Es-yay. E's-hay ere-hay ight-ray ow-nay and-ay e-hay oesn't-day uspect-say a ing-thay!'

"Have you tried just giving your head a shake?"

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

"I should warn you that many of John's thoughts are subliminal."

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

'What do lawyers really want, Mr. Montague?'

I think therefore I am.

"My System 1 tells me she's articulate, capable, shrewd. My System 2 says BIMBO."

Reflection (with bubbles)

Don't Take No For an Answer

"Should we lick it again?" CX930226

"Don't step on the blacks or the nasty bogie man will get you!"

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy