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'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

"And do you, Deborah Tannen, think they know what they're talking about?"

'Maybe it is psychosomatic.'

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

X-ray Psychology.

"He gets easily abstracted."

The Chicken Who Crossed the Road, in therapy. My motives are always being questioned!

'Life is like a trough, Mr. Fisk. How much slop you get out of it depends on how much slop you put into it.'

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

". . . but he's almost four and he hasn't been labelled yet!"

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

Id/Ego/Superego.

'Enlightenment-shmenlightenment - what I'm worried about is tenure!'

I think therefore I am.

Unsmiley face at the psychiatrist...

"Should we lick it again?" CX930226

"If find people express themslves more freely in traffic jams."

Reflection (with bubbles)

Don't Take No For an Answer

"...but this is the stuff of dreams Mr Whitley! Dreams."

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

This is your brain on cartoons

Well, I feel a lot better - he says there's a method to my madness.

(I'm afraid someone is going to expose me as a phony, a fraud, … A complete charlatan.) (Uh, oh! He's on to me!)

Brain Sunrise

"Adolescence can be a very trying time, Mr. Alcorn."

Caption Contest TK

"You're either the olive or the Martini."

Because his educational background had not included training in psychology...

'You're lucky. At least you know your troubles aren't psychosomatic!'

'I keep thinking I'm being watched...'

"You what? Well, you darn well ought to have a guilt complex"

"I've got to go now. I've got patients of my own to see."

'Guess what! I got my act together! And this is it!'

"I am the Genie of the Bong! I will grant you... um... I am the Genie of the Bong!"