Human Psyche Explorer Pillows

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

'Maybe it is psychosomatic.'

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

X-ray Psychology.

"He gets easily abstracted."

". . . but he's almost four and he hasn't been labelled yet!"

'Life is like a trough, Mr. Fisk. How much slop you get out of it depends on how much slop you put into it.'

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

Id/Ego/Superego.

'Enlightenment-shmenlightenment - what I'm worried about is tenure!'

I think therefore I am.

"...but this is the stuff of dreams Mr Whitley! Dreams."

"Should we lick it again?" CX930226

Don't Take No For an Answer

Reflection (with bubbles)

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

Unsmiley face at the psychiatrist...

"If find people express themslves more freely in traffic jams."

This is your brain on cartoons

(I'm afraid someone is going to expose me as a phony, a fraud, … A complete charlatan.) (Uh, oh! He's on to me!)

Well, I feel a lot better - he says there's a method to my madness.

Brain Sunrise

"You're either the olive or the Martini."

"Adolescence can be a very trying time, Mr. Alcorn."

Caption Contest TK

"You what? Well, you darn well ought to have a guilt complex"

Because his educational background had not included training in psychology...

'You're lucky. At least you know your troubles aren't psychosomatic!'

'Guess what! I got my act together! And this is it!'

"I've got to go now. I've got patients of my own to see."

"I am the Genie of the Bong! I will grant you... um... I am the Genie of the Bong!"