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"Half Empty. Half Empty. Half Empty-"

"Why do you always get to be 'half-full' and I have to be 'half empty'!?"

'How to Make Total and Humiliating Failure Work for YOU!'

"Don't think of yourself as either half full or half empty - you can be both!"

"Skin is easy—shedding long-standing opinions that have been proven wrong is much harder for Bob."

'An OPTIMIST thinks that we're moving towards the best of all possible worlds - a PESSIMIST thinks that we've already arrived.'

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

Why me? Why not me?

Defence VS Offense

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

The Map of the human brain

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

Sigmund Freud.

"You left your demons here last week."

Unguided imagery

X-ray Psychology.

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

"Yes, sir, Dave. Out here, under the big sky, I always get back in touch with who I am."

The Chicken Who Crossed the Road, in therapy. My motives are always being questioned!

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

'I see you in five years from now, you're still coming to see me. Do you want me to book the appointments in advance?'

'When are you going to learn to relax?'

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

"Yoga helps me unwind."

"I should warn you that many of John's thoughts are subliminal."

'I can remember when no one had even heard of t'ai chi.'

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

"Have you tried just giving your head a shake?"

"I'm going on a retreat."

'I beleive I have a new approach to psychotherapy, but, like everything else, the FDA tells me it first has to be tested on mice.'

All we have in life is this moment...

"I'm searching for a happy medium between sitting on a mountain top and eating cheese fries."