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Student to psychology teacher: 'Are we going to learn all the states? Like the state of contentment, state of being, and state of confusion? ...'

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

The Map of the human brain

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

Sigmund Freud.

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

X-ray Psychology.

Unguided imagery

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

"Yes, sir, Dave. Out here, under the big sky, I always get back in touch with who I am."

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

"Have you tried just giving your head a shake?"

". . . but he's almost four and he hasn't been labelled yet!"

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

"I should warn you that many of John's thoughts are subliminal."

'What do lawyers really want, Mr. Montague?'

'Sometimes I think if it wasn't for Lucy here, I'd go mad.'

"Don't step on the blacks or the nasty bogie man will get you!"

"If find people express themslves more freely in traffic jams."

'There is nothing physically wrong. It needs a psychiatrist.'

"You'll never be a full participant in your mental health care if you keep saying wacky things."

An x-ray reveals a man imprisoned in the mind of another man.

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

Psychologist is SHOCKED by what his elderly patent is telling him.

"My System 1 tells me she's articulate, capable, shrewd. My System 2 says BIMBO."

Unsmiley face at the psychiatrist...

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

"You have got to want to change."

Lost and Profound.

''Normal' seems too much to shoot for ... but maybe I can keep you out of the nuthouse.'

'Relax, it's purely a seasonally affected disorder.'

"'Cogito, ergo sum' is all very well for you, but what about me?"

'You get into arguments even when you talk to yourself ?'