Mental State Explorer Prints

Student to psychology teacher: 'Are we going to learn all the states? Like the state of contentment, state of being, and state of confusion? ...'

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

The Map of the human brain

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

Sigmund Freud.

X-ray Psychology.

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

Unguided imagery

"Yes, sir, Dave. Out here, under the big sky, I always get back in touch with who I am."

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

The Chicken Who Crossed the Road, in therapy. My motives are always being questioned!

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

"Have you tried just giving your head a shake?"

"I should warn you that many of John's thoughts are subliminal."

". . . but he's almost four and he hasn't been labelled yet!"

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

I applied for a job with NASA but they turned me down. I think it was because I told them I wanted to be an astronaut because in space, you can't cry because there's no gravity and tears can't flow.

'What do lawyers really want, Mr. Montague?'

'Sometimes I think if it wasn't for Lucy here, I'd go mad.'

"You'll never be a full participant in your mental health care if you keep saying wacky things."

'There is nothing physically wrong. It needs a psychiatrist.'

Unsmiley face at the psychiatrist...

"My System 1 tells me she's articulate, capable, shrewd. My System 2 says BIMBO."

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

Psychologist is SHOCKED by what his elderly patent is telling him.

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

"If find people express themslves more freely in traffic jams."

"Don't step on the blacks or the nasty bogie man will get you!"

An x-ray reveals a man imprisoned in the mind of another man.

"You have got to want to change."

Lost and Profound.

''Normal' seems too much to shoot for ... but maybe I can keep you out of the nuthouse.'

"'Cogito, ergo sum' is all very well for you, but what about me?"

'You get into arguments even when you talk to yourself ?'