Mental Attitude Explorer Prints

'I'm not going to get ill, I'm not going to get ill. . . cough. . . dammit!'

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

The Map of the human brain

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

Sigmund Freud.

X-ray Psychology.

Unguided imagery

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

"Yes, sir, Dave. Out here, under the big sky, I always get back in touch with who I am."

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

"I should warn you that many of John's thoughts are subliminal."

"Have you tried just giving your head a shake?"

". . . but he's almost four and he hasn't been labelled yet!"

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

'Enlightenment-shmenlightenment - what I'm worried about is tenure!'

'Sometimes I think if it wasn't for Lucy here, I'd go mad.'

'What do lawyers really want, Mr. Montague?'

Unsmiley face at the psychiatrist...

"I owe all my success to the psychiatrist who gave me the word GREED as my mantra!"

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

"You'll never be a full participant in your mental health care if you keep saying wacky things."

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

"If find people express themslves more freely in traffic jams."

"Don't step on the blacks or the nasty bogie man will get you!"

"My System 1 tells me she's articulate, capable, shrewd. My System 2 says BIMBO."

Psychologist is SHOCKED by what his elderly patent is telling him.

'There is nothing physically wrong. It needs a psychiatrist.'

"You have got to want to change."

Lost and Profound.

''Normal' seems too much to shoot for ... but maybe I can keep you out of the nuthouse.'

'You get into arguments even when you talk to yourself ?'

"'Cogito, ergo sum' is all very well for you, but what about me?"