Mindset Analyst T-Shirts

"I owe all my success to the psychiatrist who gave me the word GREED as my mantra!"

'Maybe it is psychosomatic.'

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

YOLO vs YODO

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

I have to get the Positive Thinker...

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

'This is what happens when we give up our resistance to change.'

The Three Kinds of People

He tried to be positive, no matter the atmosphere.

A gorilla at a cocktail party thinking to himself "Fake it 'til make it".

"Half-full. Those were the days."

"I see a psychiatrist holding a Rorschach test."

"A pessimist thinks that we've already arrived."

"Half Empty. Half Empty. Half Empty-"

"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"

Everyone at happy hour is grumpy.

How to get ahead and how to get further ahead.

'I'm a billionaire, but I think like a millionaire.'

'Manic depression research centre.'

'An OPTIMIST thinks that we're moving towards the best of all possible worlds - a PESSIMIST thinks that we've already arrived.'

A rock, a little wiggle room, and a Hard Place.

'Think like a panther.'

"Instead, I went with an ingratitude list."

There are times when it feels like I wasn't even meant to party.

"Why do you always get to be 'half-full' and I have to be 'half empty'!?"

Half full head of hair, half empty head of hair.

'How to Make Total and Humiliating Failure Work for YOU!'

"I'm working to change my mindset on January."

'I've had it with your bright, sunny, upbeat...'

"Something's wrong. I can tell by your look of utter disillusionment tinged with brooding animosity."

'I'm having an energy crisis.'

"Bob has always been more comfortable thinking inside the box."

"Don't think of yourself as either half full or half empty - you can be both!"