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The Three Kinds of People

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

YOLO vs YODO

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

I have to get the Positive Thinker...

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

'Take a good look, Junior. When I was your age, I was 'Fun Size,' too.'

'Where Are They Now?'

The summer of her 39th year, Eleanor could be found most evenings on a hill (known locally as Robert's Hump) doing aerobics of her own devising.

"You used to be that ambitious."

'Push'n 50, but ya still got it!!'

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

'Let's face it George: we're not spring chickens anymore...'

He tried to be positive, no matter the atmosphere.

"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, go to hell."

Getting older is...making noises whenever you bend down or get back up.

A gorilla at a cocktail party thinking to himself "Fake it 'til make it".

"Don’t think of that tennis ball as lost. Think of it as finally free."

"I owe all my success to the psychiatrist who gave me the word GREED as my mantra!"

'I don't know why Doc, but my life is really upside down...'

The power of the brain

"Wasn't I lovely then eh, Tiddles?"

'Is that all you can do Just sitting there watching your old movies'

"You are responsible for editing your thoughts. I'm just here to audit them."

This is what Fred gets for wishing for more hair.

"Half-full. Those were the days."

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'

"Remember back when we were just larva and didn't have a care in the world?"