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'You're lucky. At least you know your troubles aren't psychosomatic!'

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

The Map of the human brain

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

Sigmund Freud.

"You left your demons here last week."

Unguided imagery

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

X-ray Psychology.

"Yes, sir, Dave. Out here, under the big sky, I always get back in touch with who I am."

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

'I see you in five years from now, you're still coming to see me. Do you want me to book the appointments in advance?'

"It is my place!"

'When are you going to learn to relax?'

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

'I can remember when no one had even heard of t'ai chi.'

"I should warn you that many of John's thoughts are subliminal."

"Have you tried just giving your head a shake?"

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

His and Hers Gravity Bars.

"I'm going on a retreat."

"Yoga helps me unwind."

'I beleive I have a new approach to psychotherapy, but, like everything else, the FDA tells me it first has to be tested on mice.'

Id/Ego/Superego.

All we have in life is this moment...

"I'm searching for a happy medium between sitting on a mountain top and eating cheese fries."

'Enlightenment-shmenlightenment - what I'm worried about is tenure!'

'What do lawyers really want, Mr. Montague?'

'Have you been working out?'

I think therefore I am.

A Padlock and a Pet Key.

Psychologist is SHOCKED by what his elderly patent is telling him.