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'I've been thinking a lot about what you said yesterday - but, I guess I say that about everything everyone says, everyday.'

'The teacher says you're very clever for your age!'

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

Calculation Board - You Are Here

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

'I don't care if he does have an I.Q. of 169. I still think he's faking.'

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

'Stevens, get in here. I need a few minutes with the left side of your brain.'

Nervous Student

You have reached the end of your brain...

'Quick, Ted, get that one down on paper before you forget it.'

'What if this time, more heads has made us more stupid?'

'Do you ever wish the Big Bang would have been just a little bigger?'

Quick Crossword.

Wilhelm Dilthey

Wiseguy Design: Badda Bing... Badda BANG!

The Ekert Saga: '...Oh...did I fahget to mention it happened behfah, physicists call it the big bang..'

'What was that big bang out here?'

'Sorry, Dr. Schmertzdorf — that was my right brain talking.'

'Head of Ideas' In and Out trays

Maze inside a man's brain.

Since Greg was accepted by Mensa, he'd rather not say anything than say something incorrect.

Brain Crash

'After the wizard gave me the brain,of course, I felt like I should use it.'

"Why do you have to be so smart? You'd be more popular if you acted normal."

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

'I didn't hire a lawyer, but I found a neuroscientist who can explain why it wasn't my fault.'

Free Thinking.

Amazon buys MGM Studios...

'It all started when my train of thought was deregulated....'

Brains on the field.

Normal brain - active, dozing, asleep, distracted

"Since good, fast, cheap didn't work out, it's time for plan B."

"Stop having good ideas for other people."