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'Every so often, he breaks into interpretive dance so his right brain doesn't atrophy.'

Brain Crash

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

'I don't care if he does have an I.Q. of 169. I still think he's faking.'

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

'Stevens, get in here. I need a few minutes with the left side of your brain.'

'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'

'Amazing this pizza looks just like a brain scan of someone who's experiencing apophenia'

Stock Market Psychology: 'Buy with the leftside of your brain, sell with the rightside!'

'I think you need to work on your frontal lobes.'

Quick Crossword.

'Sorry, Dr. Schmertzdorf — that was my right brain talking.'

'I wonder if they KNOW about each other?'

Since Greg was accepted by Mensa, he'd rather not say anything than say something incorrect.

'After the wizard gave me the brain,of course, I felt like I should use it.'

'Yeah, I'm an atheist - and a damn good one.'

"Why do you have to be so smart? You'd be more popular if you acted normal."

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

'The teacher says you're very clever for your age!'

'I didn't hire a lawyer, but I found a neuroscientist who can explain why it wasn't my fault.'

'I've been thinking a lot about what you said yesterday - but, I guess I say that about everything everyone says, everyday.'

Brains on the field.

"Do you worry about hoarding?"

Punching Thoughts

'It's all in how you look at it -- try thinking of yourself as the world's tallest short guy.'

"I got it, I got it. Self rising flour. I won't forget next time."

Normal brain - active, dozing, asleep, distracted

Maga Republicans

Right Brained,'Left Brained, & Scrambled Brained.

'Yes, Dear, I know fish is brain food, but maybe you should cut down a little!'

Uncle Sam, Lady Liberty and Lady Justice walk into a bar that is advertising a "Pursuit of Happiness Hour" in its front window.

'Of course, God is a Republican! He runs the universe just like I run my business!'

'My prefrontal cortex made me do it!'