Right-brain Thinker T-Shirts

Right Brained,'Left Brained, & Scrambled Brained.

'Sorry, Dr. Schmertzdorf — that was my right brain talking.'

Jean-Paul Sartre

The International and May Day Terrorism

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

Yound Einstein disproves an early theory: 'Aha! A watched pot DOES boil!'

"Idea?" "No. Just a light bulb."

No Immediate Danger

Reasonableman

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

'In my opinion, you're either part of the problem or part of the solution. Unless, of course, you're Jones, who thinks he can just float above it all!'

What can I get you? An explanation for why we haven't gone back to the moon. Would you like the rational explanation or the Youtube explanation? Rational would be lovely, please. Ok. We never went back to the moon because there was no reason to. The whole point of Apollo was to reassure the free world that we could beat the Soviet Union. Mission accomplished. Oh ... that's it? Well, that's rather bland. Could I exchange that for the Youtube explanation? The lizard-men who live on the film set wh

From what I hear, the Atwood Intuition Tank is coming up with results faster than we are.

Thinking outside the cubicle

'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

'I'm not saying I won't eat left-brained people's brains, but I prefer right.'

'I saw an offbeat play the other night. No one took off their clothes.'

'The economy today got a boost from Alan Greenspan, who said it's O.K. to be irrationally exuberant.'

are you so alienated from any real form of community that you can no longer distinguish between belonging and conforming?

"I beg to differ."

"Religion: Man's attempt to make sense of a frightening universe. Science: See 'Religion'."

Posters of the Sahara

"Let's see if I understand: your brain can't be upgraded with additional memory, and to make matters even worse, untold thousands of those brain cells die each day?"

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'Intellectual bigotry...Go ahead, blaspheme my holy scriptures, the media loves it...'

"I think you made your mistake right at the beginning!"

'My right brain isn't working.'

"I try to mix art cases with technical cases and have each side of my brain log billable hours."

Cutting down the Brain

"Never go to a church during a hurricane. They only provide shelter from taxes."

"No note!? With no note, sending our envoy's head back in a box could mean anything!"

August Comte

'Your cat seems to have thought outside the box, Mr. Schrodinger.'

Bertrand Russell

"One thing I'll say for us, Meyer--we never stooped to popularizing science."