Right-brain Thinker T-Shirts

Right Brained,'Left Brained, & Scrambled Brained.

'Sorry, Dr. Schmertzdorf — that was my right brain talking.'

Jean-Paul Sartre

The International and May Day Terrorism

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

No Immediate Danger

"Idea?" "No. Just a light bulb."

Reasonableman

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

'In my opinion, you're either part of the problem or part of the solution. Unless, of course, you're Jones, who thinks he can just float above it all!'

From what I hear, the Atwood Intuition Tank is coming up with results faster than we are.

'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

Thinking outside the cubicle

'I saw an offbeat play the other night. No one took off their clothes.'

'I'm not saying I won't eat left-brained people's brains, but I prefer right.'

'The economy today got a boost from Alan Greenspan, who said it's O.K. to be irrationally exuberant.'

are you so alienated from any real form of community that you can no longer distinguish between belonging and conforming?

"I beg to differ."

"Let's see if I understand: your brain can't be upgraded with additional memory, and to make matters even worse, untold thousands of those brain cells die each day?"

Posters of the Sahara

"Religion: Man's attempt to make sense of a frightening universe. Science: See 'Religion'."

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'Intellectual bigotry...Go ahead, blaspheme my holy scriptures, the media loves it...'

"I think you made your mistake right at the beginning!"

"No note!? With no note, sending our envoy's head back in a box could mean anything!"

Cutting down the Brain

August Comte

'My right brain isn't working.'

"Never go to a church during a hurricane. They only provide shelter from taxes."

"I try to mix art cases with technical cases and have each side of my brain log billable hours."

'Your cat seems to have thought outside the box, Mr. Schrodinger.'

Brain versus Religion.

Interview anxiety

"One thing I'll say for us, Meyer--we never stooped to popularizing science."

"I'm talking violent overthrow, bombings, terror in the streets - and you keep talking about balance of credit, loans from friendly powers, gross national product? What kind of a revolutionist ARE you?"