Right-brain Wanderer T-Shirts

'My right brain isn't working.'

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

'I'm not being punished! I'm reading because I happen to enjoy reading!'

"The new house is almost ready!"

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

Obama of Oz.

OM, SWEET OM

Getting the bus back into town from the Bologna Children's Book Fair...

"This is my first book, but if I like it I may buy another in the near future."

"This 'language' thing is a great invention, but what if it leads to too much information?"

The book that will not be denied!

"Where's your section of books that tell you simple things you already know?"

Angst - Zeitgeist.

"My lecture is about our short attention spans and what a lovely day it is I should be walking but tomorrow maybe I’ll cut the grass..."

"Do you ever get to the point where you think if you read another book you'll burst, but you do anyway, and you don't burst?"

'No, I won't show you where the self-help books are!'

'Sorry, Dr. Schmertzdorf — that was my right brain talking.'

Brain Crash

Easy Riders Of The Old West.

"I had a dream that I was awake and trying to sleep and now I don't know what's going on."

Man standing at a railway station.

Directions for walker across several hills.

"The only way to create a sensation as an essayist these days is to write something mean about cats."

"We're not in Kansas anymore, Toto. They're using the metric system."

Opening of the Book Fair in Cuba

A man finds the first edition of the Ten Commandments written on stone tablets in a bookstore.

Time Management Seminar Schedule.