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Stephen Hawking

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

Mars Rover - 'They are right, men are from mars.'

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

Computer Life

"Space wants to kill you."

"Oh yoo hoo, NASA, guess who found another rock! NASA? Baby, you there?"

"Disney will flip!"

"A study finds that there are billions of earth-like planets in our galaxy."

Life in the fastest lane.

We're With Stupid

"If all else fails, it makes a great frothy latte."

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."

With the right combination of key strokes, credit card info and open web pages, Dave unwittingly interrupts the feedback loop between star creation and black hole formation.

Schrodinger's kittens

"Let's go into a black hole you said, it'll be fun you said...."

'NASA is never going to believe this!'

'I'm NOT sweating -- those are OCEANS!'

"How may I be of service?"

Water divining Mars

'Peace on...peace on...good heavens! Where are we?!'

Desert Planet

"I don’t know why we bother traveling—they just missed the entire Milky Way."

"How can you claim to offer directions if you don't know the best way to Epsilon Delta VII?"

"Just our luck. We finalyy conquer space travel only to be consumed by a wormhole."

There are planets where lifeforms are almost human...