Quantum Wanderer Pillows

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

Mars Rover - 'They are right, men are from mars.'

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

Life in the fastest lane.

"Disney will flip!"

Computer Life

"A study finds that there are billions of earth-like planets in our galaxy."

"If all else fails, it makes a great frothy latte."

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."

'I'm NOT sweating -- those are OCEANS!'

With the right combination of key strokes, credit card info and open web pages, Dave unwittingly interrupts the feedback loop between star creation and black hole formation.

"How can you claim to offer directions if you don't know the best way to Epsilon Delta VII?"

"I don’t know why we bother traveling—they just missed the entire Milky Way."

Desert Planet

"Just our luck. We finalyy conquer space travel only to be consumed by a wormhole."

There are planets where lifeforms are almost human...

Water divining Mars

"Let's go into a black hole you said, it'll be fun you said...."

'NASA is never going to believe this!'

Schrodinger's kittens

'Peace on...peace on...good heavens! Where are we?!'