Quantum Traveler Pillows

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

'Hey, you! -- What happened to the pet dinosaurs we left here?'

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

An Alien on the Moon waiting for his Alien dog to finish Peeing.

"Quantum Physics"? How am I going to learn all of this stuff? A bit at a time?

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

Parking meter on the moon.

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."

'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.'

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

TV - MARS, weather: 'Very hot and dry days, bitterly cold nights and no precipitation for the next several million years!'

Pizza Tower Bridge

'Interesting article in Nature this week - apparently love's not a wave, it's a particle.'

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

You're gonna have to put that thing in "UFO mode."

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

Complexity Made Simple.

"All right, pal, I'm just saying, that's what I'd do if it was my Large Hadron Collider."

UFO and snowman

"Space wants to kill you."

'I was working on developing anti-matter under laboratory conditions, but I couldn't find anything to keep it in.'

'Our special of the day is spam sandwiches.'

"It's an interdimensional portal that can facilitate travel across both space and time... but we mostly use it for storage."

"Last Year we went to Peoria."

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

"Ready. Aim. Pew! Pew!"

It says, 'Billions of Babies on Board.'