Quantum Traveler Gifts

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

'Hey, you! -- What happened to the pet dinosaurs we left here?'

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

An Alien on the Moon waiting for his Alien dog to finish Peeing.

Parking meter on the moon.

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."

'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.'

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

'Interesting article in Nature this week - apparently love's not a wave, it's a particle.'

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

Pizza Tower Bridge

TV - MARS, weather: 'Very hot and dry days, bitterly cold nights and no precipitation for the next several million years!'

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

Complexity Made Simple.

"All right, pal, I'm just saying, that's what I'd do if it was my Large Hadron Collider."

"It's an interdimensional portal that can facilitate travel across both space and time... but we mostly use it for storage."

"Ready. Aim. Pew! Pew!"

'I was working on developing anti-matter under laboratory conditions, but I couldn't find anything to keep it in.'

"Last Year we went to Peoria."

UFO and snowman

'Our special of the day is spam sandwiches.'

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

It says, 'Billions of Babies on Board.'

'You do have catastrophic insurance, but it only applies in case of invasion from outer space.'