Right-brain Wanderer Gifts

'My right brain isn't working.'

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

'I'm not being punished! I'm reading because I happen to enjoy reading!'

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

"The new house is almost ready!"

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

OM, SWEET OM

Obama of Oz.

It's a picture book. The words aren't called "subtitles."

Getting the bus back into town from the Bologna Children's Book Fair...

"This is my first book, but if I like it I may buy another in the near future."

"This 'language' thing is a great invention, but what if it leads to too much information?"

The book that will not be denied!

Stephen Hawking

Angst - Zeitgeist.

"My lecture is about our short attention spans and what a lovely day it is I should be walking but tomorrow maybe I’ll cut the grass..."

"Do you ever get to the point where you think if you read another book you'll burst, but you do anyway, and you don't burst?"

"Where's your section of books that tell you simple things you already know?"

'No, I won't show you where the self-help books are!'

'Sorry, Dr. Schmertzdorf — that was my right brain talking.'

"Can I come with you? I need a grant."

"I wandered lonely as a...lonely as a...lonely as a what?"

Brain Crash

Easy Riders Of The Old West.

Directions for walker across several hills.

Man standing at a railway station.

'Apple maps has upgraded us from 'lost' to 'misplaced'.'

"The only way to create a sensation as an essayist these days is to write something mean about cats."

"I had a dream that I was awake and trying to sleep and now I don't know what's going on."

Oz in a Congestion Charge zone.

"We're not in Kansas anymore, Toto. They're using the metric system."

Time Management Seminar Schedule.

A man finds the first edition of the Ten Commandments written on stone tablets in a bookstore.