Railway Wanderer Gifts

"Me? A bum? Why, no. I just love trains."

The inventor of an early steam engine on its maiden journey.

Man standing at a railway station.

Woman walks past Waterloo station clock.

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

'Ed missed a nice trout in that hole last week. He takes everything personally.'

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

A trevor of trainspotters

'Have you been waiting long?'

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

"Excuse me, but have you ever thought of play the mandolin?"

The next fast train has gone.

Canadian Canoe.

Run from the hills!

'I was hoping traffic would ease up after the polar ice cap melted.'

'We're back. So how was your summer?'

The Discovery of the Nile's Source

'Sorry, but I had trouble with train story-problems in math, when I was a kid too.'

I hate these flying fish

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

'Yes, I do own a dog...why do you ask?'

'Of course I know how to read the water, but I my glasses fell overboard.'

A man fly-fishing by a river

Suez canal blocking.

Man struggling to row,

Out on the river

'Apple maps has upgraded us from 'lost' to 'misplaced'.'

"It's the wrong type of tracks on the snow."

'I see you caught the fish, but the boat got away.'

'You knew what I was when you married me.'

Heart of America or Bypass

'The Railway Juggernaut of 1845'