Railway Explorer Gifts

'I'm on the train.'

The unexpected end of the journey.

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Fly Fishing

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

Man fishing with large bait

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

'Have you been waiting long?'

Einstein discovers that time can stop completely.

"I'm part of the problem and loving it!"

Man indignant at having caught no fish

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He rarely sees his fish until he has hooked it.

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

The next fast train has gone.

Run from the hills!

L.A. Transfer

'You can see the excuses in the news now, it will be 'The wrong sort of rain'!'

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

Thames Pizza

HS2 time bomb...

Sign on a sale bin at a bookstore that reads "Latte-Damaged Books".

"Class, welcome back Sean ... who, you may recall, was lost for eight days in Home Depot."

Implausible Retirement Housing Options

"Have you seen my wife?"

With their sales slumping due to high gas prices, many RVs are being converted...

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

'I know it's harrowing and distressing, but please Mr. Benson, tell me again about your daily train journey to work.'

'Oh dear, Ratty... it seems media reports of the rise of feral youth have not been exaggerated.'

"I'm ringing you because there's nobody in the carriage to annoy..."

'It will bring economic benefits to the North and Midlands.'

The Wet Fly Man is a more active creature.

What Holds the Subway Together?

'Sorry, but I had trouble with train story-problems in math, when I was a kid too.'