Rail Adventurer Gifts

The next fast train has gone.

'Sorry, but I had trouble with train story-problems in math, when I was a kid too.'

"Mind the whale, dear."

'I admire your floatibility.'

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

'Have you been waiting long?'

A couple sit in front of their RV drinking wine while looking at birds sitting in front of a a small RV in a tree also drink wine.

Fishing direction sign.

Bluesky helicopter evacuation from X

Run from the hills!

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

'We're back. So how was your summer?'

"Wanna come up to my place?"

'Hey, you little punks wouldn't be trying to swamp me, would you?'

A pilgrim driving a camper leaving the Mayflower ship.

"Please mind the gap between the train timetable and reality."

"Kevin's job as a train announcer seriously affected his love-life..."

Wrong Way.

'I said I live in a boathouse not a houseboat.'

'Perhaps the fish don't realize you have a license to catch them.'

Man in a raft with a balloon animal.

The old woman who lives in a shoe uses a roller skate as an RV.

What to do if the kids take away your car.

Tedium Tours.

'We deeply regret to have to inform you that no train will be late today. You even have the chance to get a clean seat. Please accept our apologies. Thank you for your understanding.'

Chloe had again chosen tubing the river.

Paninis of the Old West

"It's amazing how smoothly Kipper and I get along together..."

"I'm sorry, Frank. I know it's more environmentally friendly but your new campfire program really doesn't provide the right atmopshere."

The Potatoes on vacation. We should have guessed they'd be tubers.

Carrying a bike over drawing pins.

Salmon swimming up-stream, "Don't you get tired of overcoming obstacles"

'You knew what I was when you married me.'