Rail Adventurer Gifts

The next fast train has gone.

'Sorry, but I had trouble with train story-problems in math, when I was a kid too.'

"Mind the whale, dear."

'I admire your floatibility.'

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

'Have you been waiting long?'

A couple sit in front of their RV drinking wine while looking at birds sitting in front of a a small RV in a tree also drink wine.

Fishing direction sign.

Bluesky helicopter evacuation from X

Run from the hills!

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

"Wanna come up to my place?"

'We're back. So how was your summer?'

'Hey, you little punks wouldn't be trying to swamp me, would you?'

A pilgrim driving a camper leaving the Mayflower ship.

"Please mind the gap between the train timetable and reality."

'Perhaps the fish don't realize you have a license to catch them.'

Wrong Way.

'I said I live in a boathouse not a houseboat.'

"Kevin's job as a train announcer seriously affected his love-life..."

The old woman who lives in a shoe uses a roller skate as an RV.

Man in a raft with a balloon animal.

What to do if the kids take away your car.

Chloe had again chosen tubing the river.

Tedium Tours.

'We deeply regret to have to inform you that no train will be late today. You even have the chance to get a clean seat. Please accept our apologies. Thank you for your understanding.'

"It's amazing how smoothly Kipper and I get along together..."

Paninis of the Old West

"I'm sorry, Frank. I know it's more environmentally friendly but your new campfire program really doesn't provide the right atmopshere."

Carrying a bike over drawing pins.

Salmon swimming up-stream, "Don't you get tired of overcoming obstacles"

'Quick, get word to Mighty Trout'

Train Arrivals