Time-warp Wanderer Gifts

Time Management Seminar Schedule.

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Meet the scribe"

Historical memory is on life support.

"We're following Carrot Top."

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

The Missing Sock Returns

E=mc2.

Second hand furniture.

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

Dr. Roo.

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

Time for vacation, time for work.

Astral Projection

"Early model of baggage claim"

Sundial Time

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

Einstein develops his theories that time is relative while ordering at a fast food restaurant.

"About how if the dark ages never happened we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now."

Danger Slow Sand.

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

'You know what they say - 'Those who don't learn the lessons of history are doomed to go to summer school.''

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

"I don't know who you are!"

'This new game isn't working out -- the ball keeps running away.'