Left-brain Thinker T-Shirts

Dress your analytical loved one in a t-shirt that celebrates their logical mind. Witty, clever, and stylish—perfect for left-brain thinkers who appreciate structured humor.

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Right Brained,'Left Brained, & Scrambled Brained.

Right Brained,'Left Brained, & Scrambled Brained. mockup

Right Brained,'Left Brained, & Scrambled Brained.

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'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...' mockup

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

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"Idea?" "No. Just a light bulb."

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"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe." mockup

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

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You are much more likely to think outside the box if it is broken.

You are much more likely to think outside the box if it is broken. mockup

You are much more likely to think outside the box if it is broken.

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'Stevens, get in here. I need a few minutes with the left side of your brain.'

'Stevens, get in here. I need a few minutes with the left side of your brain.' mockup

'Stevens, get in here. I need a few minutes with the left side of your brain.'

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'In my opinion, you're either part of the problem or part of the solution. Unless, of course, you're Jones, who thinks he can just float above it all!'

'In my opinion, you're either part of the problem or part of the solution. Unless, of course, you're Jones, who thinks he can just float above it all!' mockup

'In my opinion, you're either part of the problem or part of the solution. Unless, of course, you're Jones, who thinks he can just float above it all!'

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REPENT! Get back to nature

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Think Just Inside The Box.

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Drawing on the left side of the barn. mockup

Drawing on the left side of the barn.

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Thinking outside the cubicle

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"How on earth do you get this blasted box to open...?"

"How on earth do you get this blasted box to open...?" mockup

"How on earth do you get this blasted box to open...?"

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'I'm not saying I won't eat left-brained people's brains, but I prefer right.'

'I'm not saying I won't eat left-brained people's brains, but I prefer right.' mockup

'I'm not saying I won't eat left-brained people's brains, but I prefer right.'

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"I may be an aged whiskey, but inside I still feel like a fresh ear of corn!"

"I may be an aged whiskey, but inside I still feel like a fresh ear of corn!" mockup

"I may be an aged whiskey, but inside I still feel like a fresh ear of corn!"

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"I beg to differ."

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"Let's see if I understand: your brain can't be upgraded with additional memory, and to make matters even worse, untold thousands of those brain cells die each day?"

"Let's see if I understand: your brain can't be upgraded with additional memory, and to make matters even worse, untold thousands of those brain cells die each day?"

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'I can dream, can't I?'

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"Better put out notepads and pens in case any of them has an idea."

"Better put out notepads and pens in case any of them has an idea." mockup

"Better put out notepads and pens in case any of them has an idea."

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Cutting down the Brain

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"No note!? With no note, sending our envoy's head back in a box could mean anything!"

"No note!? With no note, sending our envoy's head back in a box could mean anything!" mockup

"No note!? With no note, sending our envoy's head back in a box could mean anything!"

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"I try to mix art cases with technical cases and have each side of my brain log billable hours."

"I try to mix art cases with technical cases and have each side of my brain log billable hours." mockup

"I try to mix art cases with technical cases and have each side of my brain log billable hours."

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Animal office workers at a meeting. Lion says to giraffe: 'Gerry, I think you're best placed to do a spot of blue-sky thinking on this.'

Animal office workers at a meeting. Lion says to giraffe: 'Gerry, I think you're best placed to do a spot of blue-sky thinking on this.' mockup

Animal office workers at a meeting. Lion says to giraffe: 'Gerry, I think you're best placed to do a spot of blue-sky thinking on this.'

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"I have to read this disclaimer: Any opinions expressed in this course belong to the professor and do not necessarily mean the university is left-wing."

"I have to read this disclaimer: Any opinions expressed in this course belong to the professor and do not necessarily mean the university is left-wing."

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