Left-brain Thinker Gifts

Right Brained,'Left Brained, & Scrambled Brained.

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

"Idea?" "No. Just a light bulb."

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

You are much more likely to think outside the box if it is broken.

'Stevens, get in here. I need a few minutes with the left side of your brain.'

'In my opinion, you're either part of the problem or part of the solution. Unless, of course, you're Jones, who thinks he can just float above it all!'

Think Just Inside The Box.

REPENT! Get back to nature

Drawing on the left side of the barn.

Thinking outside the cubicle

"I may be an aged whiskey, but inside I still feel like a fresh ear of corn!"

"How on earth do you get this blasted box to open...?"

'I'm not saying I won't eat left-brained people's brains, but I prefer right.'

"I beg to differ."

The Big Idea vs The Small Change

"Let's see if I understand: your brain can't be upgraded with additional memory, and to make matters even worse, untold thousands of those brain cells die each day?"

"Better put out notepads and pens in case any of them has an idea."

'I can dream, can't I?'

Cutting down the Brain

"No note!? With no note, sending our envoy's head back in a box could mean anything!"

Be the Lame Change You Seek

"I try to mix art cases with technical cases and have each side of my brain log billable hours."

Animal office workers at a meeting. Lion says to giraffe: 'Gerry, I think you're best placed to do a spot of blue-sky thinking on this.'

"I have to read this disclaimer: Any opinions expressed in this course belong to the professor and do not necessarily mean the university is left-wing."

You've got to admire his spunk.

Big thoughts... Big Pen!

'Your cat seems to have thought outside the box, Mr. Schrodinger.'

"I can dream, can't I?"

'Bogey of the left' "Play it again, Karl"

Brain versus Religion.

'Sorry, Dr. Schmertzdorf — that was my right brain talking.'

'Apparently all my creative juices have seeped into the left side of my brain.'

A Very Good Idea

'It's called lateral thinking.'