Left-brain Artist Gifts

'Apparently all my creative juices have seeped into the left side of my brain.'

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

Texturing the Walls

'Stevens, get in here. I need a few minutes with the left side of your brain.'

"Sorry - He's changed His mind again. Stripes on the zebra, spots on the giraffe, no stars on the lion and make the elephant bigger and the amoebae smaller."

Drawing on the left side of the barn.

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

'I ink, therefore I am....', IF DESCARTES HAD BEEN A CARTOONIST

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

"My two-year-old actually did paint that."

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

A dog whose nose is a gun.

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

Stu just wanted to participate in the outdoor art class. . . alone. . . but Bob went ahead and invited himself anyway. . .

"I see the radiator's Baroque again."

"They need to come up with an app that will locate your glasses."

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

'Allow me to suck the electricity out.'

"It's ok for you! My cartoonist just can't adapt to his new varifocals!!"

'Hope you don't mind the boxing gloves. I'm no good at hands.'

'I preferred it before you started taking Prozac.'

No caption (A painter paints an abstract picture. Her cat is moving away from in front of the canvas and there is a cat-shaped silhouette on the painting)

Blank canvas on easel is sculptor's model.

"I'm sure it's illegal to pose as a police officer"

'Orchestra Pit Bull.'

Trainspotting.

Van Gogh's glasses fall off again.

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