Artistic Psychiatrist Gifts

Portraits of Anxiety

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

"Baldo, you're a very good artist! You should put your talent to use."

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

'Do I have to be creative?'

"Feel better, dear?"

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

'31 years in graphic design eh, so I shouldn't be surprised you've retouched your photo on your CV.'

'Mona Lisa, would it make you happy if I gave you a foot massage every night?'

Van Go

"That must be the artist over there."

'I still have mood swings, but music has given me a way at last to monetize them.'

'I ink, therefore I am....', IF DESCARTES HAD BEEN A CARTOONIST

Who's torturing a crow? I'm practicing my play. It's art! Which opens your mind to life's important questions. Right. Like what is art? Or do we need little brothers?

'Isn't this cast great? Dr. Emily's minor was sculpture in college!'

"We like to think he's experimenting with color and form, but his art therapist suggested we're not giving him enough candy."

All kidding aside, let me explain why I get to call you Al, yet you have to call me Dr. Kapuchnik. It's simply because I'm a psychiatrist and you're a bum. It's nothing personal. Thanks for explaining. I feel better.

'I need to start dancing to the beat of a different drum.'

Traumatology.

"Today we're going to explore in paint how we feel when we're picked up late from preschool."

This next song is about facing your fears, which I'll be playing on the ukulele.

'It all started when I took a Rorschach test.'

'And you all thought I didn't have a hobby.'

Medical Arts Building

A man jumps out of a window to avoid an injection.

Cross section through the Art Virus.

The Thinker Thinks of Toilet Roll.

Painting Music

Troop Therapy

What? No, really, I'm just taking notes.

"You're doing a great job as a corporate psychiatrist, but would you please keep your hands off the workaholics."

'I can never do anything with my hair phobia.'

'Apparently all my creative juices have seeped into the left side of my brain.'