Artistic Diagnostician Gifts

'Of course a medical diagnosis is as much an art as a science.'

"Of course a medical diagnosis is as much an art as a science."

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

Do you suppose this is art or science?

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

Art Plagiarism

"I'm afraid that you have gnumonia."

Masterpiece?

Rodin's Irish Judge

Bedside Manna.

Man tapping a tuning fork on another man's knee

Bacterial Culture

'Entropy' sculpture crumbles

'Well my inner diagnostician thinks your inner diagnostician is completely off the wall.'

'And you all thought I didn't have a hobby.'

'Is there any chance you have been in close contact with a Baritone?'

'I've conducted a meta analysis of the myriad of tests we've run and I think I can say with a certain level of certainty that you are probably screwed...'

"Your internet researched analysis of your condition and treatment is impressive,and it would be 100% on target...if you were a goat!"

"So, when you looked up your symptoms, did it say to complain about it incessantly but never seek treatment?"

Cartoon Crisis. . . Biden's already causing problems!

Doctors' Tour

'Cops and Rubbers.'

We discovered the original background during an x-ray. Ice cream.

The Police Artist.

'I've narrowed the diagnosis down to 16 possibilities.'

"Where will I find the fine line between art and science?"

"Give it to me nuanced, Doc."

'I specialize in unpronounceable diseases.'

"I've conducted a meta analysis of the myriad of tests we've run and I think I can say with a certain level of certainty that you are probably screwed..."

Graphite man could never understand how he was always so easily apprehended.

"Looks like something was going on in the Stone Age that they didn't want the Bronze Age to know about."

"Bad news. It's a fake."

'Are you sure it's the original?'

Musician busks for music notes.