Artistic Detectives Gifts

The Police Artist.

The Police Artist.

A boy acting suspiciously

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

We have a problem with your research. We're Encyclopedia Britannica and you're Wikipedia.

Jerry's 'culture-vulture' persona was plunged into jeopardy when he mistook a light switch for a modern art installation.

Private Viewing

Art Plagiarism

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'

'What the hell is this the age of?'

VARIOUS ITEMS OF LABELLED KITCHENWARE.

For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

'My theory is he's faking sleep in order to get the $50 for the study.'

'Sounds to me like you're not getting enough REM sleep.'

"Your wish has been granted – now there really is a nineties movie called Shazaam starring Sinbad as the genie."

"How's this? 'Employee grants to Company, throughout the universe, the omniverse, including all fictional universes of parallel universes yet to be discovered...'"

"How can we tell if this old movie poster is valuable?"

'Cops and Rubbers.'

"Perhaps you slept SLOWER than usual..."

Graphite man could never understand how he was always so easily apprehended.

Department of Dream Studies

"Sir, the William Tell burglar has struck again!"

'Are you sure it's the original?'

"Coming up on the news at ten: the new strange-but-true candy bar diet...names of the pets of your favorite YouTubers...plus some stuff about the world."

"Bad news. It's a fake."

'They waltzed in, stole the cash, and waltzed out again...'

'This looks like the work of a surreal killer.'

They spent ages trying to decide if the painting had, or had not, been vandalised.