Artistic Diagnostician T-Shirts

'Of course a medical diagnosis is as much an art as a science.'

"Of course a medical diagnosis is as much an art as a science."

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

Art Plagiarism

"I'm afraid that you have gnumonia."

Man tapping a tuning fork on another man's knee

Masterpiece?

Rodin's Irish Judge

Bedside Manna.

Bacterial Culture

'Well my inner diagnostician thinks your inner diagnostician is completely off the wall.'

'Entropy' sculpture crumbles

'And you all thought I didn't have a hobby.'

'I've conducted a meta analysis of the myriad of tests we've run and I think I can say with a certain level of certainty that you are probably screwed...'

'Is there any chance you have been in close contact with a Baritone?'

"Your internet researched analysis of your condition and treatment is impressive,and it would be 100% on target...if you were a goat!"

Cartoon Crisis. . . Biden's already causing problems!

The Police Artist.

Doctors' Tour

"So, when you looked up your symptoms, did it say to complain about it incessantly but never seek treatment?"

'Cops and Rubbers.'

'I've narrowed the diagnosis down to 16 possibilities.'

"Where will I find the fine line between art and science?"

"Give it to me nuanced, Doc."

'I specialize in unpronounceable diseases.'

Musician busks for music notes.

"Bad news. It's a fake."

'Are you sure it's the original?'

"I've conducted a meta analysis of the myriad of tests we've run and I think I can say with a certain level of certainty that you are probably screwed..."

Graphite man could never understand how he was always so easily apprehended.

'Now we know how many administrators it takes to change a lightbulb.'

'You said to remove his head and neck!...