Artistic Investigator T-Shirts

Graphite man could never understand how he was always so easily apprehended.

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

"We'd better watch Cranston. He looks like a whistleblower."

Kid doing cave paintings

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of CSI: Miami to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45 p.m.? The Youtube Generation grows up fast.

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

'Here, we started to be investigated...'

This is the last time I ask Peterson to dust for prints.

He's making a list --- Holmes solves cases quicker when he itemizes deductions.

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

"It's either the Ten Commandments or the Mueller Report."

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

Anderson Cooper as a Kid. Today, an expose that asks the question: Who IS Simon, and why must we do what he says?

School of Art & Design. Looks like they're putting up an addition.

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

'So, in room 1 we sweat them. 2 is for grilling, 3 is for roasting. We leave them to simmer in room 4...'

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

Office of the Special Investigator: Stepped out to follow the 'money trail'.

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

"Absolutely, Senator, in my mind it was always my country first, and obscene profits second."

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

"The DNA sample from the mink fibres found in the suspect's car matched the DNA sample from the mink coat found at the scene of the crime, so I'm thinking, maybe these minks were twins?"

Art Plagiarism