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'Cops and Rubbers.'

The Anti-Agent

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

Convenience.

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Horse statue throws off rider.

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

Anderson Cooper as a Kid. Today, an expose that asks the question: Who IS Simon, and why must we do what he says?

"True crime meets reality TV"

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

Imagine

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

'Sophie has discovered Gehry.'

Journalism student ponders which course he wants to major in.

Jerry's 'culture-vulture' persona was plunged into jeopardy when he mistook a light switch for a modern art installation.

Art Masters as Clowns pt. 2

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

Office of the Special Investigator: Stepped out to follow the 'money trail'.

'So, in room 1 we sweat them. 2 is for grilling, 3 is for roasting. We leave them to simmer in room 4...'

Art Plagiarism

The Robert Mueller Rosetta Stone

"I'm a brilliant stalker and love photography, so I thought: why not?"

Expanded Limited Investigation

Giacometti's less famous 'Man Walking Dog'

"Why don't we call you 'Deeper Throat'?"

"When I said dig up everything on the former owners, I meant at the library."

Jackson Pollock's brief career with the highway department

Cover story: Picasso