Artistic Investigator Pillows

Graphite man could never understand how he was always so easily apprehended.

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

"We'd better watch Cranston. He looks like a whistleblower."

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

Kid doing cave paintings

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

'Here, we started to be investigated...'

"It's either the Ten Commandments or the Mueller Report."

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

Office of the Special Investigator: Stepped out to follow the 'money trail'.

'So, in room 1 we sweat them. 2 is for grilling, 3 is for roasting. We leave them to simmer in room 4...'

"Absolutely, Senator, in my mind it was always my country first, and obscene profits second."

"The DNA sample from the mink fibres found in the suspect's car matched the DNA sample from the mink coat found at the scene of the crime, so I'm thinking, maybe these minks were twins?"

Art Plagiarism

'According to this, you ate all the pies.'