Artful Patient Gifts

'Isn't this cast great? Dr. Emily's minor was sculpture in college!'

The Last upper: Novus Ordo Style

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

'Harvey does all his own 'get well' cards.'

'Admit it,you've been bothering the nurses again,haven't you?

The Goal Post-Impressionists,

Traumatology.

Operation Tattoo

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

"Hi! My name is Dr. Jenkins and welcome to 'This is your disease'."

'And you all thought I didn't have a hobby.'

Medical Arts Building

Painting Music

'We didn't know what to do with all our old, outdated equipment, so we made a sculpture garden from it.'

'Dad, I didn't know you were into sculpture.'

'Do the flu masks come in other colors?'

"We've ruled out anything trendy."

The art of Eddy Cucumba: fly and soup cup.

'Attempted self-portrait of a vampire.'

He waited patiently, but his chips refused to fall.

"The bad news is you do have a lump the size of a golf ball. The good news is my tests indicate it's just a golf ball."

"Yesss, I've cured many cases of hypochondria with a hypodermic."

"You're in luck. My speciality is symptoms that are just crazy."

Art Block

Telepsychiatry

Waiting Room Art at the Heart Hospital

"When you're waiting for Spring Break, the minutes might as well be decades."

'Well, this Spanish cosmetic surgeon is really an artist!'

Doctor looks into ear of Beethoven statue

"Tell the doctor I no longer have the chills. I knitted this entire sweater in the waiting room."

Nurse draws on patient's cast

'There's nothing we can do. You've heard of our state flower...you have our state virus.'