The Quirky Patient Gifts

Searching for a gift that honors the quirky patient’s vibrant and creative personality? Discover a collection of amusing and thoughtful items, perfect for those who march to the beat of their own drum. Whether they’re into playful humor or unique expression, our range of products offers a delightful way to make their day brighter and celebrate their one-of-a-kind outlook.

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"You're in luck. My speciality is symptoms that are just crazy."

"You're in luck. My speciality is symptoms that are just crazy." mockup

"You're in luck. My speciality is symptoms that are just crazy."

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'Thanks, but I don't expect you to chew my food for me.'

'Thanks, but I don't expect you to chew my food for me.' mockup

'Thanks, but I don't expect you to chew my food for me.'

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'Good news! Throwing yourself at the mercy of the cholesterol seems to have worked.'

'Good news! Throwing yourself at the mercy of the cholesterol seems to have worked.' mockup

'Good news! Throwing yourself at the mercy of the cholesterol seems to have worked.'

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'Harvey does all his own 'get well' cards.'

'Harvey does all his own 'get well' cards.' mockup

'Harvey does all his own 'get well' cards.'

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Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.

Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic. mockup

Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.

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9 out of 10 doctors recommend keeping their stethoscopes in the freezer.

9 out of 10 doctors recommend keeping their stethoscopes in the freezer. mockup

9 out of 10 doctors recommend keeping their stethoscopes in the freezer.

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"I don't think the crackling sound coming from your lower back is as serious as you thought. Just relax and I'll have this Rice Krispie Square out of your back pocket in no time."

"I don't think the crackling sound coming from your lower back is as serious as you thought. Just relax and I'll have this Rice Krispie Square out of your back pocket in no time."

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'Your test results are in - and here's a first, the Lab Techs have asked to meet you.'

'Your test results are in - and here's a first, the Lab Techs have asked to meet you.' mockup

'Your test results are in - and here's a first, the Lab Techs have asked to meet you.'

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"Hiya, hiya, hiya, guy. I'm the bluebird of Prozac."

"Hiya, hiya, hiya, guy. I'm the bluebird of Prozac." mockup

"Hiya, hiya, hiya, guy. I'm the bluebird of Prozac."

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'Gee, Doc - couldn't you just use a rubber mallet to check my reflexes?'

'Gee, Doc - couldn't you just use a rubber mallet to check my reflexes?' mockup

'Gee, Doc - couldn't you just use a rubber mallet to check my reflexes?'

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The New Age Dentist.

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'Admit it,you've been bothering the nurses again,haven't you?

'Admit it,you've been bothering the nurses again,haven't you? mockup

'Admit it,you've been bothering the nurses again,haven't you?

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Man with money in hand reads instructions on 'Check prostate' vending machine

Man with money in hand reads instructions on 'Check prostate' vending machine mockup

Man with money in hand reads instructions on 'Check prostate' vending machine

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"And more intriguingly, your prognosis differs depending on which search engine I use."

"And more intriguingly, your prognosis differs depending on which search engine I use." mockup

"And more intriguingly, your prognosis differs depending on which search engine I use."

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"9 out of 10 doctors recommend keeping their stethoscopes in the freezer."

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The Big Book of Really Hard Surgery mockup

The Big Book of Really Hard Surgery

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"Hi! My name is Dr. Jenkins and welcome to 'This is your disease'."

"Hi! My name is Dr. Jenkins and welcome to 'This is your disease'." mockup

"Hi! My name is Dr. Jenkins and welcome to 'This is your disease'."

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A Mom and Pop Operation

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'Eureka! It won't cure anything, but the side effects are terrific!'

'Eureka! It won't cure anything, but the side effects are terrific!' mockup

'Eureka! It won't cure anything, but the side effects are terrific!'

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'When you said you are a hammer-toe specialist . . .'

'When you said you are a hammer-toe specialist . . .' mockup

'When you said you are a hammer-toe specialist . . .'

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IV Bags: Main and Afters

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'This is a pick 'n' mix ward - you choose your own medicine.'

'This is a pick 'n' mix ward - you choose your own medicine.' mockup

'This is a pick 'n' mix ward - you choose your own medicine.'

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"Why do I always get the stupid wobbly table?"

"Why do I always get the stupid wobbly table?" mockup

"Why do I always get the stupid wobbly table?"

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Plastic Surgery

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'Regarding the surgery you just had - I hope you have a good sense of humour.'

'Regarding the surgery you just had - I hope you have a good sense of humour.' mockup

'Regarding the surgery you just had - I hope you have a good sense of humour.'

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'I had a stomach ache, so I took bicarb of soda and went to bed early. Did I do the right thing?'

'I had a stomach ache, so I took bicarb of soda and went to bed early. Did I do the right thing?' mockup

'I had a stomach ache, so I took bicarb of soda and went to bed early. Did I do the right thing?'

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"He certainly brings a new dimension to keyhole surgery!"

"He certainly brings a new dimension to keyhole surgery!" mockup

"He certainly brings a new dimension to keyhole surgery!"

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"You sure have a funny way of making someone feel better."

"You sure have a funny way of making someone feel better." mockup

"You sure have a funny way of making someone feel better."

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"He's losing his will to pay!"

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'I keep getting this RINGING in my ears!'

'I keep getting this RINGING in my ears!' mockup

'I keep getting this RINGING in my ears!'

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"Don't be alarmed! The Doctor's chiropractor recommended he work like this!"

"Don't be alarmed! The Doctor's chiropractor recommended he work like this!" mockup

"Don't be alarmed! The Doctor's chiropractor recommended he work like this!"

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'Pick something you can tolerate from this list of side effects and I'll prescribe something appropriate.'

'Pick something you can tolerate from this list of side effects and I'll prescribe something appropriate.' mockup

'Pick something you can tolerate from this list of side effects and I'll prescribe something appropriate.'

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"Health insurance? Waking up breathing each morning is my health insurance!"

"Health insurance? Waking up breathing each morning is my health insurance!" mockup

"Health insurance? Waking up breathing each morning is my health insurance!"

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'It's hard to have confidence in a doctor whose office plants don't look very healthy.'

'It's hard to have confidence in a doctor whose office plants don't look very healthy.' mockup

'It's hard to have confidence in a doctor whose office plants don't look very healthy.'

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The Quirky Patient Gifts Collection

The Quirky Patient Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate quirky, creative personalities. Find the perfect humorous or thoughtful design to brighten their mornings.

The Quirky Patient Pillows

Browse our quirky pillows perfect for adding personality and comfort to any space. Funny, colorful, and full of charm.

The Quirky Patient Prints

Check out our artistic prints that inspire and entertain. Ideal for showcasing their creative flair and quirky style.

The Quirky Patient T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts that showcase the quirky, creative spirit. Fun, expressive designs that make a statement and suit their unique style.