Art As Medicine Enthusiast Gifts

Waiting Room Art at the Heart Hospital

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

"We're keeping you overnight because the nurses love you!"

'There they go - off on their own - and a finer bunch of fledgelings one couldn't ask.'

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

Little doctor.

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

"The good news is that your cardiac surgery was a complete success. The bad news is that we had to remove the song from your heart."

London GPs could become an endangered species.

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

"I'll be fielding any questions you may have and my assistant, Carol, will be googling the answer."

Guide to Contagious Diseases.

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

"The doctor was more lucid today! That's a good sign!"

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

Parts Department

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

"Fruity nose, hints of wild cherry, soothing on the palate, goes well with cough and cold."

Become a Cosmetic Surgeon - Raise a Few Eyebrows!

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

Doctors

Medical Examinations.

'You've a slipped disc in your back and a slipped everything in your front.'

'Isn't this cast great? Dr. Emily's minor was sculpture in college!'

'Maggots.' - playing doctor

Cats watching an artist painting a fish.

Covid vaccines

'Urology...can you hold?'

'If you begin to feel unwell, start or stop taking aspirin...'

'Do you want the pill, the suppository, the patch, or the app?'

'Take two tokes of weed, Mrs Grunfield, and call me in the morning.'