Left-brain Champion Gifts

Drawing on the left side of the barn.

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

Happy Turkey Day!

'Stevens, get in here. I need a few minutes with the left side of your brain.'

"Billy is turning out to be quite the little artist."

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

'Your imagination was so powerful he became real. It happens to me all the time.'

Cuba immunizes its population against Covid

Knight of the sandcastle.

'Darling you'll be so proud of me, I've just written my first email. Now I must rush to get it in the post.'

With no outs in the bottom of the seventh, coach brings in a new pitcher.

'Apparently all my creative juices have seeped into the left side of my brain.'

Let's throw it agianst the wall and see what sticks, inc

Climate Hoax

Man without Fingers Playing Guitar

"Settle down and try to remember why we call you Lefty."

"It's a note from Eddie's teacher. It seems he's stretched his imagination past the end of her rope."

First Day of School

You pitched great, kid, but I'm bringing in the southpaw.

Miss America IQ pageant.

"Hey, what do you know - a lefty."

'. . .But Miss - I'm left-handed!'

"Do you think our brains ever get full?"

'Me? Actually I'm a writer. . . Well, er, at the moment it's mainly job applications.'

'Sorry, that mental note has been deleted.'

"Don't worry, Jim's just having an idea."

Having been banned from playing with toy guns, Billy improvises.

'I know you're left handed, but you can use the stool like anyone else...'

Right Brained,'Left Brained, & Scrambled Brained.

Over 2500 left handed people die each year using products designed for right handed people.

Vax wars

"Now, now, Gerald, this colouring-in book club doesn't tolerate childish behaviour."

"Can you call my phone, my keys, my wallet, my glasses, my shirt, and my pants?"

'Oh, come ON!'

Adult Colouring Book