Leftie Champion Gifts

'I know you're left handed, but you can use the stool like anyone else...'

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

"Must get a longer cable."

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

Drawing on the left side of the barn.

"You can always count on me."

"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team

Robotic man mowing the lawn

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

Hillary Clinton

Slept on the plane and now in horrible pain?

"So. . . no, you are not going to root for another team."

With no outs in the bottom of the seventh, coach brings in a new pitcher.

I knew my niche market would someday be validated! It's the blue-eyed, left handed, Sagittarius network!

"Settle down and try to remember why we call you Lefty."

'That's Samuelson. He's been with the company since Day One!'

'Wait, wait! ... He changed his mind. Install the other throwing arm. He wants a lefty.'

'Yes, my Pilot Fish is old and pretty much useless now, but he's been with me for years: I can't just fire him...'

You pitched great, kid, but I'm bringing in the southpaw.

"Hey, what do you know - a lefty."

'Lefty Was Here'

'. . .But Miss - I'm left-handed!'

Grim Statue of Liberty

'I'm married to my job - I just wish she was union!'

Socialism

"All rights reserved. Lefties we seat where we can."

'That's baseball, kids. When you win, you eat ice cream, And when you lose, you watch the other team eat ice cream.'

Adopt a Desert

Over 2500 left handed people die each year using products designed for right handed people.

Jeremy Corbyn wins Labour leadership

Bloom + Gloom

'Can I order the sheet music for Ravel's Piano Concerto for the left hand?'

'Try cutting down on his cling peaches.'

'Oh, come ON!'