Leftie Pride Gifts

With no outs in the bottom of the seventh, coach brings in a new pitcher.

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

'Stevens, get in here. I need a few minutes with the left side of your brain.'

Drawing on the left side of the barn.

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

You Are Now Entering Texas Think Big

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

God save the Queen.

PRIDE!

Obama, the Enigma?

Jewish Hall of Nachas

"Oh! I thought that was our party manifesto..."

"Do you know what your problem is, Duane? You're too full of yourself!"

I knew my niche market would someday be validated! It's the blue-eyed, left handed, Sagittarius network!

Happy Valentine's Day

The case against Mike Moore.

Lesbian marriage, Mrs and Mrs

"Settle down and try to remember why we call you Lefty."

Flunkey asking for a larger salary and not happy to be compared to a lower order of clergy

'Wait, wait! ... He changed his mind. Install the other throwing arm. He wants a lefty.'

You pitched great, kid, but I'm bringing in the southpaw.

"Happy National Pride Month."

Maybe you guys are working at Wall Street. But it's me who's consecrating the new sausage machine in the slaughter house tomorrow!

Gay Rights Society Out, Proud

"Hey, what do you know - a lefty."

'Lefty Was Here'

'. . .But Miss - I'm left-handed!'

Yeah, I guess it works better for New York than mine does for Maine.

You are so gay, Kevin.

"New Hampshire kinda welcomes you. Live free or die."

Iowa: the new fragrance

"All rights reserved. Lefties we seat where we can."

'I know you're left handed, but you can use the stool like anyone else...'

'It just wouldn't work out, Derek. I'm from a red state, and you're from a blue state.'

He's in love with his doctor or loves living in Maryland.