Left-handed Hero Gifts

'. . .But Miss - I'm left-handed!'

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

'The test results indicate that you were drawn very fast and with the left hand.'

'I got the job, Mom. You always said I'd make a living with my hands.'

'So then I thought, what's the idea job for a gentleman with my years of experience, wisdom and a desire to help others.'

Born to play ball.

Golf Myths - The Perfect Game.

I knew my niche market would someday be validated! It's the blue-eyed, left handed, Sagittarius network!

With no outs in the bottom of the seventh, coach brings in a new pitcher.

Blue-Collar Workers

"Settle down and try to remember why we call you Lefty."

'Samaritans, mission control'

A pirate fishes using his hook.

You pitched great, kid, but I'm bringing in the southpaw.

Three Pointless Things to Do This Week: Break into a sweat/Search for the Hero Inside Yourself/Toy with the Idea of Leaving Your Husband or Wife.

'Wait, wait! ... He changed his mind. Install the other throwing arm. He wants a lefty.'

Job Safety - Valves.

"Hey, what do you know - a lefty."

'Lefty Was Here'

"All rights reserved. Lefties we seat where we can."

'I know you're left handed, but you can use the stool like anyone else...'

Man looking at poster making fun of him for being lost.

'Help me out!"

"Daddy why are your hands so soft?" "That's because I'm effeminate son."

Over 2500 left handed people die each year using products designed for right handed people.

Short sighted man talking to mannequin. - "Can you help me find my wife?"

"Where do I sign? I'm totally blind without my contacts."

Golfing with God: I shot at 85 today. Hey, I shot an 18

'Can I order the sheet music for Ravel's Piano Concerto for the left hand?'

"I want my money back, please. That GPS you sold me isn't worth squat."

'Oh, come ON!'

"I'm left handed. Do you have any left handed phones?"