Left-handedness Gifts

"Hey, what do you know - a lefty."

'Oh, come ON!'

Over 2500 left handed people die each year using products designed for right handed people.

'Stevens, get in here. I need a few minutes with the left side of your brain.'

Vote Progressive: 'It's not the rich, it's people trying to get rich who create new jobs!'

He's slow and can't see out of one eye, but watch out for his left hook.

Dear (some of) my fellow lefties. . . shut up and get the hell off my side.

Obama, the Enigma?

'The test results indicate that you were drawn very fast and with the left hand.'

"Oh! I thought that was our party manifesto..."

"I have to read this disclaimer: Any opinions expressed in this course belong to the professor and do not necessarily mean the university is left-wing."

I knew my niche market would someday be validated! It's the blue-eyed, left handed, Sagittarius network!

With no outs in the bottom of the seventh, coach brings in a new pitcher.

'Bogey of the left' "Play it again, Karl"

'Apparently all my creative juices have seeped into the left side of my brain.'

The case against Mike Moore.

'This hand puppet is ambidextrous. It can be used on either hand.'

'OK champ, remember this guy is supposed to have a big left.'

"Settle down and try to remember why we call you Lefty."

Foreclosure.

How to Tell when You're Asking for Directions from a NASCAR Fan: 'Make a left, then hang a left, take another left followed by a left...'

'Wait, wait! ... He changed his mind. Install the other throwing arm. He wants a lefty.'

Nicolas Maduro in times of Petro

The Revolution Will Not Be Organized

You pitched great, kid, but I'm bringing in the southpaw.

'Lefty Was Here'

'. . .But Miss - I'm left-handed!'

"All rights reserved. Lefties we seat where we can."

We Hate the Left, Please Don't Leave Us Lefties

What happened to the European left?* *Meteors have nothing to do with it.

Right Brained,'Left Brained, & Scrambled Brained.

Wand Supplier to Jeremy Corbyn.

'Can I order the sheet music for Ravel's Piano Concerto for the left hand?'

Jeremy Corbyn

"I'm left handed. Do you have any left handed phones?"